It's a music column. Published in Romanian. In Romania. Because it's far too hardcore for ex-pat readers. Because I'm feeling kind, you can get it here in the language of English.

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April 07 The Band With No Name Otherwise known as The Good, The Bad and The Queen
 
April 07

Out of This World

The latest incarnation of The Beta Band - The Aliens...
 
March 07

Bonjour, Simone!

Au Revoir Simone and All That Hype
 
March 07 Romanian Indie Revolution Three new Romanian Indie bands
 
February 07

Not all black and white

Is the Indie scene intirinsically racist? Is it? Is it?
 
January 07 Freak Kid Patrick Wolf iz za best
 
January 07 The Hours Why I hate The Hours
 
December 06 The Bell Curve My personal 'Album of the Year'
 
December 06 Album of the year I ask five Romanian 'trend setters' about their album of the year. Don't click if you can't read Romanian
 
November 06 Paris! (ENG / RO) "In a fight between contemporary artist Gillian Wearing and Paris Hilton, I know who I’d be rooting for…"
 
November 06 Sam's Town The Killers. Did you know their lead singer was a Mormon?
 
November 06

Gulag Orkestar

Blah blah blah blah
 
October 06
ESG
If you're expecting this article to be about anything other than the NYC punk-funk act ESG, then you're going to be disappointed
 
October 06

What’s hot?

Bands to watch
 
October 06 Well done Robbie! I really like Robbie Williams, and I'm not even joking
 
September 06 Still Running the World Jarvis Cocker, and a good excuse to get the word 'Cunt ' printed in a Romanian newspaper
 
September 06 Lily Allen I'm sorry for pretending to like Lilly Allen. I understand that in England this kind of behavior isn't acceptable any more. My apologies.
 
September 06

Goodbye, Syd

Syd Barrett shakes off this mortal coil
 
August 06 “Something of an eccentric” First ever article to appear in the Romanian press (in any press) about TRG. Do I get a prize?
 
August 06 Let's Soft Rock! Phoenix rock out in a mild-mannered kind of way
 
August 06 Gnarls Who? Barkley. Of course.
 
July 06

“From the centre to the edges”

The internet, and how it's changed the music industry
 
July 06 10 Reasons to Love Manele I really like this article. It's a shame that unless you know what Manele is, it won't make a great deal of sense. Read it anyway.
 
June 06 Prince Peculiar Prince. His new LP.
 
March 06 “I’m in terrible pain and want to die” Sounds like a Morrissey lyric, right? You're wrong! It's not!
 
March 06 She Should Be So Lucky Kylie rant before she got sick and we weren't allowed to do that kind of thing
 
March 06 Cashing In Why Johnny Cash was shit
 
February 06 The Right Chemistry Girls Aloud rock
 
February 06 Chaos and Creation A bit about Macca, prior to all the Heather Mills nastiness

January 06

The Steel City

Sheffield and Richard Hawley
 
Januray 06 Chill Out All about Lindstrom & Prins Thomas
 
December 05 Credit to the Edit I only wrote about Greg Wilson cos he's got the same last name as me
 
December 05 Sex, drugs, guns and funk Baile Funk. Apparently you're meant to call it F
 
November 05 Zombocombo I went to Munich and all I wrote is this lousy article...
 
November 05

Urban Renewal

'Constructive criticism' for the British Council. The girl who screamed "Get the fuck down, you Peasant" was Mihaela. The secret is out!
 
October 05 Monkey Business 'Hottest new band in Britain'? Arctic Monkeys
 
October 05 Come on Feel The Illinoise! Folk folk folk Sufjan Stevens folk folk folk folk folk folk...
 
October 05

An Unlikely Reunion

I don't care what you say. The fact that Brett Anderson & Bernard Butler are back together makes me want to wee with excitement.
 
September 05 The Strange World of Aleister Crowley I wrote this in an internet cafe in Tirgu Jiu. Just so that you know...
 
September 05

Drag queens and Japanese hermaphrodites

Antony & the Johnsons. Of course, I have to pretend I don't like them, now they won the Mercury Music Award.
 
August 05

Manufacturing Music

The Bribery (sorry, Bravery) cash in.
 
August 05

Mercury Music Predictions

I hold my hands up, I got it wrong. Ladbrokes paid me handsomely, though...
 
July 05 The Odd Couple White Stripes: music for soap commercials?
 
July 05 Folk's Not Dead! Bad title, I know, but my editor added it. And 'Punk's Not Dead' is something you see written all over the place in Romania, so there you go...
 
July 05 The Other Radu Munteanu The first article ever to appear in the Romanian press about The Model, signed to Gigolo records. And I wrote it. This makes me feel smug.
 
June 05

Missing In Action

"Ga-lan-ga-lang!" Music by refugees listened to by Guardian readers. Still good, though.
 
June 05

Did somebody say ‘mature?’

The Super Furry Animals start to grow up
 
May 05

Sound and Vision

Hextstatic! In Bucharest!
 
May 05

Moral Decline

Listen to Dancehall and 'Grime' for a week and what happens? I shot three people and beat up two gays.
 
April 05 The Other Britain Mike Skinner Vs Goldie Lookin' Chain. My money's on the cockney fella
 
March 05 Death of the DJ      Yet another anti-DJ rant
 
March 05 The New Glam The Scissor Sisters and straight men acting gay
 
Feb 05 A Decade of Division 80s revival? I'll give you 80s revival
 
Feb 05 Kings of Cool Black music, Rroma music, all kinds of music